'There's no use crying over spilt milk.' Well, maybe not. But when you're hormonal, sleep-deprived and have spent the last god-knows-how-long pumping it from your swollen, leaky tits, this is exactly the sort of shit you'll be crying over.
Parenting is overwhelming, isolating, bloody hard work and not always honestly represented in mainstream or social media. I want this blog to be straight-talking, sometimes sweary and very real, because being a new mum is difficult enough without all that pressure to be perfect.
I'm Jo, a 30-something beauty and lifestyle journalist, mum of two boys and gin & tonic enthusiast.